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- 11.04.2023 edit
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- 24.04.2025
**Story of Mogged Me Twice: Skibidi Doxxed Nightmare (EXTENDED CUT)**  

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### **Part 1: The Great Doxxing War (But Worse)**  
Me: *"skibidi i found first server so hype lets go sigma grindset"*  
Oparich baddie: *"yo."*  
Me: *"yo."* (didnt know he was FBI honeypot)  
Rad: *"we duos??"*  
Me: *"yep."* (big mistake)  

**1.5 years later (time is fake)**  
Rad: *"LOL goofy ahh denis u getting mogged by my rizz"*  
Me: *"wtf u mean?? im sigma!!"*  
Oparich: *"i got ur moms VK and her onlyfans from 2007"*  
Me: *"NOOOO THATS WHEN SHE WAS STILL HOT"*  
Rad: *"im sending her ur cringy discord messages rn"*  
Me: *"F U BOTH I HOPE UR IPHONE EXPLODES"*  

**3 weeks later (time moved weird)**  
*Suddenly my face on doxbin with caption "LOL THIS GUY USES SKIBIDI UNIRONICALLY"*  
Me: *"WAIT WHY MY DOX THERE WHO DID THIS??"*  
Oparich: *"i got ur grandmas landline number too"*  
Me: *"SHE DIED IN 2019 WTF"*  
Rad: *"+7 905 --- (no leak) (unless?)"*  
Me: *"GYATT DAMN U TRASH RATS GOT MY WHOLE FAMILY TREE"*  
Rad: *"im calling ur dead grandma in hell brb"*  

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### **Part 2: The Roblox Redemption Arc (Gone Wrong)**  
*After doxxing i try be normal in roblox*  

Me: *"haha new server nobody find me here"*  
Denis "friends": *"lol u thought"* (they were tracking me whole time)  

*Meet beautiful giri in adopt me*  
Giri: *"hi denis u want see my real photo?"*  
Me: *"yes pls i send mine too (not doxxed version)"*  
*She send pinterest girl*  
Me: *"wow ur so skibidi"*  
Giri: *"thx im from india btw"*  
Me: *"cool i from ohio (lie)"*  

**2 hours later**  
Giri: *"btw would u hate me if i said im 🏳️‍⚧️"*  
Me: *"wtf thats not sigmaaa"*  
Giri: *"also peyton is my dad lol"*  
Me: *"NOOOOO NOT AGAIN"*  

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### **Part 3: The Dreamed Up Nightmare Expansion**  

**In Discord VC (3AM)**  
Random kid: *"denis i found ur minecraft base coordinates"*  
Me: *"how?? i play singleplayer!!"*  
Kid: *"ur ip leaks when u cry in voice chat"*  
Me: *"WTF THATS NOT HOW INTERNET WORKS"*  

**Next day**  
*Whole server bullying me with my own baby photos*  
Someguy: *"LOL U LOOK LIKE POTATO"*  
Me: *"SHUT UP THATS ME AGE 6"*  
Peyton: *"i made it into nft now"*  

**My "Glow Up" Attempt**  
Me: *"imma send hot pics to mog u all"*  
*Sends gym selfie with toilet in background*  
Rad: *"bro flexing with public bathroom rizz"*  
Oparich: *"google drive updated 😈"*  

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### **Final Betrayal (Ohio Ending)**  
Me: *"pls guys stop im sorry for being cringe"*  
Daniel: *"too late we sold ur data to dark web"*  
Me: *"at least how much??"*  
Daniel: *"3 robux and half eaten burger"*  

*Suddenly wawa appears*  
Wawa: *"haha i told ur crush about ur amogus fetish"*  
Me: *"THAT WAS PRIVATE SERVER RP"*  

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**Moral of Story:**  
*Maybe if i didnt say "skibidi" that one time none of this happen. But now im forever stuck in doxxed nightmare with my potato and bad rizz. The end?* 🥔🚫💀  

*(2022-2025 never forget. also peyton if u reading this pls delete my nft thx.)*